TABLE OF CONTENTS

IF WALLS COULD SPEAK

The Wishbones
Il Bambino: Babe Ruth
Wall Haiku I
JFK Laughing
Polly & The Nude
Wall Haiku II
Birth of the Jackelope
Eavesdropping on Houdini’s Handcuffs
Ceiling Haiku
Andersonville Shackles
On The Stump
Wall Haiku III
Lunch Respite
Wall Haiku IV
The Silence of Thumbs

UNSORTED REGULARS, MISFITS, LIARS
HEROES & PSYCHOS

Frank O’Shaugnessy
Misyck, The Night Watchman
Doc Zory
Customer Haiku
Author in McSorley’s circa 1970
Cyclops The Sniper
Dan Lynch
Kelly’s Generation
Feduh The Immigrant
Deiter The Juiceman
Duggan The Drifter
Rectum Lips
Babushka From Chernobyl
Minnie The Cat
Kevin The Mad Stroker
Mad Deegan
Judith
Zepp
Glenn
Schmitty
Bogdan The Drunk
Timmy Boyle
Ben
The Life of Jimmy Fats
Bolles
Otto
Smiley

McSORLEY PHANTASMA

John McSorley
Annie McSorley
Peter McSorley
Kate
Delia (a.k.a. Mary) McSorley
James McSorley
Bill McSorley
Sarah McSorley
John McSorley
Kitty McSorley
John J. McSorley
Katherine Loretta McSorley
Edward McSorley
George McSorley
Jennie McSorley